I have two little brothers. They are hilarious. These are the things they say that make me laugh. Jase is 11. Remy is 14.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Poop

Jase: I will POOP in your PANTS.
Remy: What? How will you poop in MY pants?
Jase: You'll see...

Monday, August 8, 2011

Fancy

Jimmy: I'll rock you.
Jase: I'll ROLL you. Did you hear my fancy wordplay?

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Control

Remy- I can't control my body. Could YOU control this body?

Duh.

Jase: That's a dumb question: Who wants to be a millionaire? Everyone.

Body Hair

Mom: Let me see your armpits. Any hair yet?
Jase: I have armpit hair! It's just microscopic.